Quote #4735
To a philosopher all news, as it is called, is gossip, an they who...
Quote #20970
It’s choice – not chance – that determines your destiny.
Quote #19071
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #15791
Marriage is like a cage one sees the birds outside desperate to get in,...
Quote #18400
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
Quote #3245
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Quote #18029
All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them...
Quote #11637
It’s a poor sort of memory that only works backward.
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Devotees of grammatical studies have not been distinguished for any very remarkable felicities of...
Quote #20858
Don’t accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.