Quote #17072
I’d walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball.
Quote #19951
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #13369
If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the...
Quote #9153
A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.
Quote #13306
A friend is someone, who upon seeing another friend in immense pain, would rather...
Quote #20575
It is not growing like a tree in bulk doth make man better be...
Quote #11304
I see no wisdom in saving up indignation for a rainy day.
Quote #19415
The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well.
Quote #9700
Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it...
Quote #19291
To believe in one’s dreams is to spend all of one’s life asleep.