Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #6759
Judge of a man by his questions rather than by his answers.
Quote #19601
Man can learn nothing unless he proceeds from the known to the unknown.
Quote #20912
Rest assured that there is nothing which wounds the heart of a noble man...
Quote #20942
Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.
Quote #436
What use are cartridges in battle I always carry chocolate instead.
Quote #11867
And when it rains on your parade, look up rather than down. Without the...
Quote #11429
We must have a program to learn the way out of prison.
Quote #12691
I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
Quote #19944
A prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet....