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Prefer loss to the wealth of dishonest gain the former vexes you for a...
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What if this weren’t a hypothetical question
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It’s an insane tragedy that 700,000 people get a diploma each year and can’t...
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People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves.
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A man is not what he thinks he is, but what he thinks, he...
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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
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All the president is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time...
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A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
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Do not be like servants who serve their masters expecting to receive a reward...
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I love criticism just so long as it’s unqualified praise.