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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
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There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from...
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If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism if our government is...
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Where there is no belief in the soul, there is very little drama ....
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I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
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Batman You killed my parents. The Joker What What What are you talking about...
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Above all things, never be afraid. The enemy who forces you to retreat is...
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If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
Quote #17589
When people keep telling you that you can’t do a thing, you kind of...