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And Charlie, don’t forget about what happened to the man who suddenly got everything...
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Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to...
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Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you...
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God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
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Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs...
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Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips...
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If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
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The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears...
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By prizing heartfulness above faultlessness, we may reap more from our effort because we’re...
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We are always in search of the redeeming formula, the crystallizing thought.