Quote #18463
Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn’t immune to...
Quote #13066
An American tragedy in which we all have played a part. (On Watergate, announcing...
Quote #6368
He who knows nothing doubts nothing.
Quote #11057
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
Quote #7424
I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn’t learn something from...
Quote #17748
Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
Quote #985
If a man has his throat cut in Paris, it’s a murder. If 50,000...
Quote #14357
Art may make a suit of clothes but nature must produce a man.
Quote #18500
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...