Quote #16649
No call alligator long mouth till you pass him.
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He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected...
Quote #11868
The more you know, the less you understand.
Quote #2252
If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing...
Quote #3283
Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
Quote #13149
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #2892
Something unknown is doing we don’t know what.
Quote #6086
Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.
Quote #17723
Counting is the religion of this generation it is its hope and its salvation.
Quote #13322
I think one of the great problems we have in the Republican Party is...