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Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds...
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We must exchange the philosophy of excuse–what I am is beyond my control–for the...
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Water, water, everywhere,And all the boards did shrink.Water, water everywhere,Nor any drop to drink.
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We cannot hold a torch to light another’s path without brightening our own.
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Do not employ handsome servants.
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There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
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Everybody wants to be somebody nobody wants to grow.