Quote #15340
The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
Quote #1330
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
Quote #5898
Such prosperity as we have known up to the present is the consequence of...
Quote #20509
We are always in search of the redeeming formula, the crystallizing thought.
Quote #24
All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything...
Quote #11562
The last dejected effort often becomes the winning stroke.
Quote #3812
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
Quote #1971
Peter When I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to...
Quote #12325
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
Quote #5783
Men give me credit for some genius. All the genius I have lies in...