Quote #18452
The human race is faced with a cruel choice work or daytime television.
Quote #7856
You don’t have to deserve your mother’s love. You have to deserve your father’s.
Quote #2193
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Quote #18462
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs...
Quote #20092
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
Quote #4902
Habits are safer than rules you don’t have to watch them. And you don’t...
Quote #20625
The great French Marshall Lyautey once asked his gardener to plant a tree. The...
Quote #20131
Im good enough, Im smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
Quote #6596
We know next to nothing about virtually everything. It is not necessary to know...
Quote #9052
Frank oh, say can you see, buy the dawn’s early light, what so proudly...