Quote #5614
There are three things which are real God, human folly, and laughter. The first...
Quote #17826
Assault weapons’ menacing looks, coupled with the public’s confusion over fully-automatic machine guns versus...
Quote #20035
Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs…and jerk the heck out...
Quote #2215
Nay, tempt me not to love again There was a time when love was...
Quote #3866
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain, and most fools do.
Quote #5274
The earth has music for those who listen.
Quote #921
He is richest who is content with the least, for content is the wealth...
Quote #5107
Biff Tannen So why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here
Quote #15570
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #3722
Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be...