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Very little is needed to make a happy life.
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If you are ever at a loss to support a flagging conversation, introduce the...
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All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.
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If you see a whole thing – it seems that it’s always beautiful. Planets,...
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If you can’t ignore an insult, top it if you can’t top it, laugh...
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The go-between wears out a thousand sandals.
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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
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Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people...
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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough...
Quote #4851
The finest qualities of our nature, like the bloom on fruits, can be preserved...