Quote #9788
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
Quote #6412
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
Quote #20404
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Quote #15426
Make it a rule of life never to regret and never to look back....
Quote #21425
General principles should not be based on exceptional cases.
Quote #5601
We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit...
Quote #805
Advice is what you ask for when you already know the answer but wish...
Quote #19239
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #10843
Faithful are the wounds of a friend, but the kisses of an enemy are...
Quote #4353
Treat your friend as if he might become an enemy.