Quote #17071
Never invest in anything that eats or needs repainting.
Quote #5474
There is always someone worse off than yourself.
Quote #8916
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Quote #11304
I see no wisdom in saving up indignation for a rainy day.
Quote #15703
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a...
Quote #1213
Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
Quote #21677
Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light.
Quote #21251
Only actions give life strength only moderation gives it a charm.
Quote #14231
Nothing to be done really about animals. Anything you do looks foolish. The answer...
Quote #10146
Beware the man of one book.