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An ounce of emotion is equal to a ton of facts.
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A life of leisure and a life of laziness are two different things.
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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Whoever said Marriage is a 5-5 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees...
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If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
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