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A man may well bring a horse to the water but he cannot make...
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When it’s breezy, hit it easy.
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Never think that you’re not good enough yourself. A man should never think that....
Quote #6169
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his...
Quote #11779
The pleasure is momentary, the position rediculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #248
There’s no tragedy in life like the death of a child. Things never get...
Quote #16995
The chief problem with lower income farmers is poverty.
Quote #19426
Think about a woman. Doesn’t know you’re thinking about her. Doesn’t care you’re thinking...
Quote #11617
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #5946
If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end if you...