Quote #8937
Children’s talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.
Quote #7079
My father always used to say that when you die, if you’ve got five...
Quote #11512
He’s a real loser. He moved into a new neighborhood and got run over...
Quote #15571
Money is a poor man’s credit card.
Quote #18966
But few have spoken of the actual pleasure derived from giving to someone, from...
Quote #12539
Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
Quote #6976
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
Quote #12130
I don’t think it’s the function of Congress to function well. It should drag...
Quote #13001
It’s not a slam at you when people are rude-it’s a slam at the...
Quote #3648
My motto was always to keep swinging. Whether I was in a slump or...