Quote #9974
It’s too bad I’m not as wonderful a person as people say I am,...
Quote #4473
There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is...
Quote #19536
Good soldiers never pass up a chance to eat or sleep. They never know...
Quote #17343
Don’t worry so much about your self-esteem. Worry more about your character. Integrity is...
Quote #14917
He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh.
Quote #4973
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Quote #4560
When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes when they do...
Quote #7863
You can be a rank insider as well as a rank outsider.
Quote #272
This desk of mine is one at which a man may die, but from...
Quote #9478
Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.