Quote #3553
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Quote #1219
Without knowing the force of words, it is impossible to know men.
Quote #15253
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. And scratch where...
Quote #1956
Where talent is a dwarf, self-esteem is a giant.
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #2328
We may lay in a stock of pleasures, as we would lay in a...
Quote #19136
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
Quote #4420
What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight. Build anyway.
Quote #3705
Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself.
Quote #6633
The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn’t being said.