Quote #1727
I don’t give a damn for a man that can only spell a word...
Quote #5089
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
Quote #10292
Patience is the companion of wisdom.
Quote #12760
Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at...
Quote #14034
All who think cannot but see there is a sanction like that of religion...
Quote #11836
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Quote #856
Everyone complains of his memory, none of his judgment.
Quote #15357
Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible – or even sinful – that you...
Quote #9093
Those who do not read are no better off than those who cannot.
Quote #2385
In the end, everything is a gag.