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President Reagan was elected on the promise of getting government off the backs of...
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What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.
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The brown bag, of course, had its imperfections. While some kids carried roast beef...
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When it’s third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take...
Quote #17924
Occasionally, I have to think like myself to remember where I put something.
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Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one (YN)
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We all do everything, share the work–there’s no room around here for a star,...
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Notice the difference between what happens when a man says to himself, ‘I have...
Quote #2271
Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d...
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Lighter is the wound foreseen.