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To hear complaints with patience, even when complaints are vain, is one of the...
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Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman....
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A book of quotations . . . can never be complete.
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Blindness and error can change a life as surely as judgment and reason can.
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When griping grief the heart doth wound, and doleful dumps the mind opresses, then...