Quote #17723
Counting is the religion of this generation it is its hope and its salvation.
Quote #18521
History is written by the winners. The books say the Indians were bad guys...
Quote #11327
He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.
Quote #20735
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
Quote #6358
Draw a crazy picture,Write a nutty poem,Sing a mumble-gumble song,Whistle through your comb.Do a...
Quote #11768
For health and the constant enjoyment of life, give me a keen and ever-present...
Quote #5146
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
Quote #18757
If only we’d stop trying to be happy we’d have a pretty good time.
Quote #2754
Believe in miracles but don’t depend on them.
Quote #18642
It is said that God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions.