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I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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He has not learned the lesson of life who does not every day surmount...
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With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
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The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings the inherent virtue...
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The fact that astronomies change while the stars abide is a true analogy of...
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The art of being yourself at your best is the art of unfolding your...
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I would far rather be ignorant than wise in the foreboding of evil.
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An adventure differs from a mere feat in that it is tied to the...
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If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a...