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A friend loveth at all times, and a brother is born for adversity.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
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It matters not what goal you seek Its secret here reposes You’ve got to...
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How you lose or keep your hair depends on how wisely you choose your...
Quote #12767
Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you.
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A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope,...
Quote #19972
Outer space is no place for a person of breeding.
Quote #10495
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #18649
Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, And don’t put up with people that...
Quote #17064
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang...