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There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart’s desire....
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To the good listener, half a word is enough.
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Law stands mute in the midst of arms.
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Sometimes I wonder if I’m patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but...
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We must use time as a tool, not as a crutch.
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Be master of your petty annoyances and conserve your energies for the big, worthwhile...