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The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
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Nor shall derision prove powerful against those who listen to humanity or those who...
Quote #2439
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them
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We are shaped and fashioned by what we love.
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Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
Quote #19283
Don’t ever let anyone steal your dreams.
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How far would have Moses gone if he had taken a poll in Egypt
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We take greater pains to persuade others that we are happy than in endeavoring...
Quote #9135
When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of...