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It’s only when the tide goes out that you learn who’s been swimming naked.
Quote #7597
Friendship often ends in love but love in friendship–never.
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Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
Quote #1854
The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before...
Quote #21173
A liar should have a good memory.
Quote #8224
It doesn’t do good to open doors for someone who doesn’t have the price...
Quote #20595
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the...
Quote #4220
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the...
Quote #19900
I don’t even butter my bread. I consider that cooking.
Quote #16773
I believe in the institution of marriage and I intend to keep trying until...