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He saw a lawyer killing a viper On a dunghill hard, by his own...
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In love, as in war, a fortress that parleys is half taken.
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The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our...
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I think, at a child’s birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother...
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By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually...
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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
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We see but dimly through the mists and vapors Amid these earthly damps What...
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Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people...
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It’s an insane tragedy that 700,000 people get a diploma each year and can’t...