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Partake of some of life’s sweet pleasures. And yes, get comfortable with yourself.
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Early to bed and early to rise — till you get enough money to...
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Buying books would be a good thing if one could also buy the time...
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Money is power, freedom, a cushion, the root of al evil, the sum of...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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If you can’t ignore an insult, top it if you can’t top it, laugh...
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All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is...
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A lot of advertisers lined up to throw money at this stuff because they...
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Few nations have been so poor as to have but one god. Gods were...
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When will the public cease to insult the teacher’s calling with empty flattery When...