Quote #8377
He’s happy who, far away from business, like the races of men of old,...
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
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The child gets two confusing messages when a parent tells him which is the...
Quote #10324
Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.
Quote #14042
Men who have reached and passed forty-five, have a look as if waiting for...
Quote #4500
The universe is made of stories, not atoms.
Quote #21649
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
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On the breakup of Harrison Ford’s first marriage It wasn’t because he became a...
Quote #8536
Learning is not compulsory… neither is survival.
Quote #436
What use are cartridges in battle I always carry chocolate instead.