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I was coming home from kindergarten–well they told me it was kindergarten. I found...
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While we have the gift of life, it seems to me that only tragedy...
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If the King’s English was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me
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Religion is not what you will get after reading all the scriptures of the...
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The only reason to have money is to tell any SOB in the world...
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Is virtue a thing remote I wish to be virtuous, and lo Virtue is...
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Give the world the best you have and you may get hurt. Give the...
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When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don’t blame the...
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong...