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All phone calls are obscene.
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Adversity draws men together and produces beauty and harmony in life’s relationships, just as...
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The best ideas are common property.
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By increasing the size of the keyhole, today’s playwrights are in danger of doing...
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Seek not that the things which happen should happen as you wish but wish...
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The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there’s no...
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Once a newspaper touches a story, the facts are lost forever, even to the...
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It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.
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It is terrifying to see how easily, in certain people, all dignity collapses. Yet...
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SOAPY You know, feisty women never get boring. JOEL Let me tell you something....