Quote #14523
Do not let your deeds belie your words, lest when you speak in church...
Quote #14371
The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time.
Quote #10205
Though the rich man’s dinner goes in at his mouth, the poor man must...
Quote #8797
All things change, nothing perishes.
Quote #9362
I never think of the future – it comes soon enough.
Quote #17123
There aren’t any embarrassing questions–just embarrassing answers.
Quote #6628
The computer is a moron.
Quote #18126
Above all else, never think you’re not good enough.
Quote #10474
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #390
Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws...