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To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it,...
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Ask not what your country can do for you ask what you can do...
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Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will...
Quote #20474
We need a president who’s fluent in at least one language.
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Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #17186
I believe the first test of a truly great man is his humility.
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It doesn’t do good to open doors for someone who doesn’t have the price...
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Righteous people have no sense of humor.
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There’s a shot up the alley. Oh, it’s just foul.
Quote #15044
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t...