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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13901

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Jean Rostand

Quote #17097

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
Thomas John Watson, Sr.

Quote #18761

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.
David M. Shoup

Quote #17506

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The galleries are full of critics. They play no ball, they fight no fights....
Jerry Coleman

Quote #12069

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
That’s Hendrick’s 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.
Crow, The

Quote #2593

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Eric Draven It’s not a good day to be a bad guy.
Polish Proverb

Quote #16725

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
Dr.

Quote #11475

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I have a very strong feeling that the opposite of love is not hate...
Unknown

Quote #18414

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years.
Howard Scott

Quote #17417

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Criminal A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a...
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