Quote #17152
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #17214
I don’t believe anything. I only know some things to a greater degree of...
Quote #2208
Romantic love is an illusion. Most of us discover this truth at the end...
Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #12110
Every man has one thing he can do better than anyone else–and usually it’s...
Quote #20538
It’s the possibility that when you’re dead you might still go on hurting that...
Quote #12297
A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
Quote #1893
The man whose acquisitions stick is the man who is always achieving and advancing...
Quote #21808
The reason we have two ears and only one mouth, is that we may...
Quote #7262
My own view is that taping of conversations for historical purposes was a bad...