Quote #21350
If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes.
Quote #7112
Every exit is an entry somewhere.
Quote #19609
Poetry is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake.
Quote #13150
Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the...
Quote #21587
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #19954
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by...
Quote #17866
The stupid neither forgive nor forget the naive forgive and forget the wise forgive...
Quote #9737
If you see a snake, just kill it. Don’t appoint a committee on snakes.
Quote #14843
The Mets have gotten their leadoff batter on only once this inning.
Quote #17447
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.