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My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which...
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Philosophy is the highest music.
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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Virtue does not come from wealth, but. . . wealth, and every other good...
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Determine never to be idle. No person will have occasion to complain of the...
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What government is the best That which teaches us to govern ourselves.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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He who would teach men to die would at the same time teach them...
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The most important phase of living with a person is respect for that person...