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Our span of life is brief, but is long enough for us to live...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Opportunity doesn’t knock. You knock, opportunity answers.
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We aim above the mark to hit the mark.
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There’s two possible outcomes if the result confirms the hypothesis, then you’ve made a...
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True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
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If you play it safe in life you’ve decided that you don’t want to...
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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children Well,...
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I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart’s affections and the...