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No event in American history is more misunderstood than the Vietnam War. It was...
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Old programmers never die. They just can’t C as well.
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You probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of you if you could know...
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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It’s cabin fever season people, that time of year when four walls feel like...
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You can be young without money but you can’t be old without it.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the...
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Friendship based solely upon gratitude is like a photograph with time it fades.
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A subtle thought that is in error may yet give rise to fruitful inquiry...
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I always prefer to believe the best of everybody – it saves so much...