Quote #17520
Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is ignorant.
Quote #12139
If you’re able to be yourself, then you have no competition. All you have...
Quote #21794
Sitting at the table doesn’t make you a diner, unless you eat some of...
Quote #3671
The most wasted day of all is that during which we have not laughed.
Quote #2249
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Quote #21656
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
Quote #14280
I don’t generally feel anything until noon then it’s time for my nap.
Quote #18975
Four Lessons on Life 1. Never take down a fence until you know why...
Quote #9588
‘Tis an old saying, the Devil lurks behind the cross. All is not gold...
Quote #21649
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...