Quote #162
The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.
Quote #5620
You never know what’s hit you. A gunshot is the perfect way. (When asked...
Quote #11955
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings the inherent virtue...
Quote #12204
A man said to the universe ‘Sir, I exist’ ‘However,’ replied the universe. ‘The...
Quote #8669
Follow your inclinations with due regard to the policeman round the corner.
Quote #898
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Quote #11901
If one sticks too rigidly to one’s principles, one would hardly see anybody.
Quote #1156
The highest happiness of man … is to have probed what is knowable and...
Quote #18498
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #15817
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.