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I would like to have engraved inside every wedding band ‘Be kind to one...
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Discretion is not the better part of biography.
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A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
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Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
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Even at our birth, death does but stand aside a little. And every day...
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Look in the mirror. The face that pins you with its double gaze reveals...
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There are three great friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
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A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire...
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I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
Quote #2157
Wives in their husbands’ absences grow subtler, And daughters sometimes run off with the...