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If one is the master of one thing and understands one thing well, one...
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Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
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Each man takes care that his neighbor shall not cheat him. But a day...
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about...
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They are never alone that are accompanied with noble thoughts.
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The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends...
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Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will...
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In the absences of a decent time machine, fiction remains the most sturdy vehicle...
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Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
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We must get the American public to look past the glitter, beyond the showmanship,...