Quote #9626
He has an oar in every man’s boat, and a finger in every pie.
Quote #2347
Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Quote #2376
There are certain persons for whom pure Truth is a poison.
Quote #7529
If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will...
Quote #12677
If a man harbors any sort of fear, it … makes him landlord to...
Quote #12347
The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
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It is better to debate a question without settling it than to settle a...
Quote #4385
There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience.
Quote #11836
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Quote #19669
Americans are a free people, who know that freedom is the right of every...