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A camel is a horse designed by committee.
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Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
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It was no Insurrection or Rebellion, or even Civil War in any proper sense...
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Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
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There’s a sucker born every minute.
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If you want to make peace, you don’t talk to your friends. You talk...
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Men do not care how nobly they live, but only how long, although it...
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
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Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
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By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with...