Quote #6641
A crash is when your competitor’s program dies. When your program dies, it is...
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Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
Quote #12948
Life can’t ever really defeat a writer who is in love with writing, for...
Quote #21373
I’m going to a special place when I die, but I want to make...
Quote #15575
My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and...
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Ray D’you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds
Quote #12982
I was raised to sense what someone wanted me to be and be that...
Quote #2919
The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.
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You can’t make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you’re...
Quote #6022
The most violent element in society is ignorance.