Quote #3417
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #8051
When angry, count ten before you speak if very angry, an hundred.
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Quote #15124
In university they don’t tell you that the greater part of the law is...
Quote #20444
It’s not that some people have willpower and some don’t. It’s that some people...
Quote #6426
Guilt is a rope that wears thin.
Quote #6623
What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
Quote #2430
Find out what whiskey he drinks and send all of my generals a case,...
Quote #2564
Forgiveness is not an occasional act it is an attitude.
Quote #4866
He who hasn’t hacked assemply language as a youth has no heart. He who...